So just who is this random blogger?

BE WARNED. I SPEAK FRANGLAIS.

This is the “about me” mark II, because I can’t actually describe myself in 1200 characters or fewer. Yes, Twitter gives me nightmares. And no, I’m not giving you my Twitter address. If you already know it, then fine. If you don’t, tough. I might relent later.

Actually, I dread doing these “about me” sort of sections because I never know what to write. Worse still, once I get started, I can’t stop. Never mind. I’ll begin by describing myself in the Via Negitiva.

I’m not: ~a boy~American~at school~an idiot~tolerant of bad grammar~a person with a good sense of direction

Now for the Via Positiva.

I am: ~a native English speaker~thinking of what else to say~addicted to hula hoops~bribeable by Belgian chocolate (bribeable isn’t actually a word, folks)~probably not normal~a ninja

Okay, lame jokes aside, welcome to my blog. I enjoy chatting, so if you want to talk, I'll try to reply to any comments you leave. The blog'll be featuring a range of things from a grammar guide and writing tips to what it's like to live abroad and... well, other random stuff. If there's anything you'd like me to write about, please tell me in a comment on one of the posts and I'll do my best to include it at some point. Also, I love learning languages. If, by any chance, you're following this blog and your first language isn't English, feel free to communicate with me in your first language! I can't promise I'll be able to understand or reply in your language, but it just encourages me to learn more languages and it feels nicer to speak to somebody in their native tongue.

Over and out from me!

TBG <3

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Hello, World!

This is my first time blogging (well, looking after my own blog), so I'm quite nervous. Anyway, I thought I'd explain a bit of what might happen on here.

I'm an aspiring writer, and I'm also quite stingy about using proper grammar. I used to be on a website called inkpop.com (back in the day before it was sold to Figment), and I was asked to write a guide to proper grammar on there. There'll be writing advice too, but this isn't a blog on writing. I should say that I do actually teach English. I'm stronger on UK English grammar than on US grammar, but I do mostly know what I'm talking about.

Since I live abroad, I'm often asked about what it's like. I'll also be documenting a few things about that. Then there'll be lots of random stuff in between. I'm happy to do posts on things that I'm asked to do, provided it's sensible. I can get philosophical, and I'm also the type of person who'll start analysing something if I'm left alone for longer than three minutes.

For those of you who may not have been to England, I'll also occasionally introduce you to the awesomeness that is my home country. If I'm in the mood, I might also put an odd phrase/quote/thing up each week.

I can't promise to post daily or on a totally regular basis as I'm busy person (and not always thinking in English, which makes it hard to write in English at the same time), but each type of post (e.g. A Brit Abroad, Writing Advice, etc.) will come out on the same day of the week as other posts on that theme have come out. My basic plan for a timetable (though I may not stick to it, and I definitely won't be posting each day every week) is something like this: Mondays -- grammar (a.k.a. The Dummy's Guide on How Not to Assassinate the English Language); Tuesdays -- random or requested stuff (a.k.a. The Random Corner); Wednesdays -- anything to do with Britain (a.k.a. Top Hat, Old Chap!/Meet the Island); Thursdays -- writing advice (a.k.a. Why Write?); Fridays -- living/going abroad (a.k.a. A Brit Abroad). I probably won't post at weekends.

Hope you guys enjoy!

The British Girl.