The British Girl's Random Thoughts
So just who is this random blogger?
BE WARNED. I SPEAK FRANGLAIS.
This is the “about me” mark II, because I can’t actually describe myself in 1200 characters or fewer. Yes, Twitter gives me nightmares. And no, I’m not giving you my Twitter address. If you already know it, then fine. If you don’t, tough. I might relent later.
Actually, I dread doing these “about me” sort of sections because I never know what to write. Worse still, once I get started, I can’t stop. Never mind. I’ll begin by describing myself in the Via Negitiva.
I’m not: ~a boy~American~at school~an idiot~tolerant of bad grammar~a person with a good sense of direction
Now for the Via Positiva.
I am: ~a native English speaker~thinking of what else to say~addicted to hula hoops~bribeable by Belgian chocolate (bribeable isn’t actually a word, folks)~probably not normal~a ninja
Okay, lame jokes aside, welcome to my blog. I enjoy chatting, so if you want to talk, I'll try to reply to any comments you leave. The blog'll be featuring a range of things from a grammar guide and writing tips to what it's like to live abroad and... well, other random stuff. If there's anything you'd like me to write about, please tell me in a comment on one of the posts and I'll do my best to include it at some point. Also, I love learning languages. If, by any chance, you're following this blog and your first language isn't English, feel free to communicate with me in your first language! I can't promise I'll be able to understand or reply in your language, but it just encourages me to learn more languages and it feels nicer to speak to somebody in their native tongue.
Over and out from me!
TBG <3
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Why Write: #3 – Inspiration
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Top Hat, Old Chap!/Meet the Island: #2 -- Period Dramas
I saw an American actor in the newspaper saying recently that the Brits are the best at putting on period dramas. Thank you, whoever you are. We're flattered. And we try. There have been some brilliant ones -- Blackadder did a few, though they were also satirical, and then you get other ones like Upstairs, Downstairs which our parents remember from when they were young, and so on.
Okay, now I'm going to stop pretending to talk about the entire range of period dramas, because there's only really one I want to talk about. Downtown Abbey's first episode for Season Three aired last Sunday night in the UK. Sorry to all you guys who have to wait. And it was awesome. Matthew and Mary are finally getting married! Of course, there are other problems along the way, and I have a feeling there is possibly something nasty lying in wait for Bates (his new cell mate doesn't get on with him). And of course, a new disaster has struck Downtown. I'm not saying what, though.
In short, I absolutely love this series. So does my entire family. I've never seen my mum so excited to watch TV. The actors are fantastic; the plot is brilliant; the setting, costumes, research... everything is just fantastic. Obviously, the show's not for everyone, but there's no denying that it's really good. The writer, Julian Fellowes, is an OB from my school. Apparently he found an exchange of letters from around that time period between various relatives of his, and he used them for inspiration. If you've never watched Downtown Abbey, I highly recommend you do. It's fantastic. And I'm just really annoyed that I won't be able to watch episode two on Sunday, because I'm not going to be in the UK.
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
The Random Corner: #1 -- Totally Awesome Film Music
Anyway, this one is on totally awesome film composers.
As a writer, and, in particular, a fantasy writer, I listen to a lot of film music. And when I say "a lot", I mean that most of my iTunes is taken up by film music. When I'm writing something that's not fantasy-based, I'll usually listen to pop or alternative music. But I just find film music that much more emotive to write to than anything else (okay, I grant you, some music from the Romantic and Classical era is extremely emotive too). Come on, I mean, what's more inspiring to write a battle scene to than The Battle theme from Hans Zimmer's soundtrack for Gladiator? Is there anything that puts you in more of a mushy romantic frame of mind than the sweeping string theme for the romance in Raiders of the Lost Ark?
Seriously, soundtrack composers are amazing. They make or break films with their music. Not just that, but often, they don't get that much time to write a soundtrack, and then a director will come along when it's all perfected and say, "oh, we've cut five seconds out of this scene here; could you alter the score?" Apparently John Williams -- though others must be like him -- will just stand there at the conductor's podium for a few seconds, then say something like, "Okay, trumpets: take out bar thirty-five and make bar thirty-four a three-two time bar. Repeat the long note. Flutes, double the strings. Percussion, let's have something more like this *demonstrates*, and oboes, why don't we change that particular bit to *whistles what he wants it to change to*?" And it's all back on track. Literally within seconds.
So now I'm going to single out my five favourite film composers, because their stuff is well worth listening to, even if you don't watch the films.
5. Ron Goodwin. This guy can't fail to be on the list. Composer of the soundtracks of many of the best war films, such as 633 Squadron, Battle of Britain and Where Eagles Dare (by far my favourite -- watch the opening part with the fight on the cable car and just listen to that music), alongside other films (e.g. Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines and the Miss Marple movies), I don't think there's anybody that beats this guy for his soundtracks for war films. Many of those films themselves are fantastic. Apparently he was also unfailingly nice. He died aged 77 in 2003. But he's still the best of the war film generation composers. We were fortunate enough to play some of his stuff in the school orchestra. Did I mention how awesome Where Eagles Dare is? That raises the hairs on the back of your neck when you're playing it.
4. Howard Shore. This man is probably most famous for his Lord of the Rings scores. I know he's scored other things (...like the third Twilight movie...), and I have to admit I haven't really listened to those, but his Lord of the Rings scores are just so fabulous it's hardly true. I remember watching the first twenty minutes of the first film in silence because the speakers were malfunctioning, and boy, was it so different without the music. (For those of you who don't know me, I'm an absolute Lord of the Rings boffin and know the soundtrack backwards.) We used to listen to the CDs of the soundtracks during the school runs. Even my mother didn't get bored of hearing them on repeat. He's still going strong, and I want to see him scoring for another fantasy movie, because that would be awesome.
3. Hans Zimmer, what can I say about Hans Zimmer? His compositions are often very percussive for strings, which can be hell to play (and yes, I've played some of his stuff), but sounds amazing. He's most famous for the Pirates of the Caribbean scores and the Gladiator soundtrack, although he also did the soundtrack for The Da Vinci Code, which was so different from the other two I thought my CD was lying to me. I love, love, love the Gladiator soundtrack. Particularly the number entitled "The Battle". We wanted to play it at school, but it was vetoed by our conductor and we did Pirates of the Caribbean instead. (Life's not all bad.) Seriously, if any of my books were published and subsequently turned into films, I would most definitely not be complaining if this guy composed the soundtracks (although the likelihood of all this happening is sadly very slim). He just nails music for adventure and battle scenes. In my opinion, he'll probably be the one who takes over as the next-generation (if you get what I mean by that) film composer. And by that, I mean, the main composer for the next generation of films.
2. Ennio Morricone. Wow, now, this guy was just a film-composer genius. Probably the original amazing film composer that everybody knew about, although we're now a generation on. Even if you think you haven't heard of this guy, you are bound to know some of his music, whether it's the theme from The Good, The Bad and The Ugly or something from one of the Westerns he did. My favourite track of his is the theme from For a Few Dollars More. (Go youtube it.)
1. And last, but most certainly not least, because he's my favourite of the lot, John Williams. If film music is recognisable for its triplets and perfect fifths, then this guy's music is the epitome of that. Just listen to the opening of the Star Wars theme, Superman, Raiders March... and those are his most famous. This guy has been going strong since the sixties(well, technically, 1959) -- and wow, what amazing music. He's just turned eighty, and apparently he intends to keep going with his amazing music rather than retiring. (Go JW! Go JW!) One of his most recent famous compositions has got to be the soundtrack for the first three Harry Potter movies, but he's done so many films it's hardly true. He has a good working relationship with Stephen Spielberg and has scored almost every single one of the guy's films (I think there are only two he hasn't done, actually). But boy, are those scores beautiful. He would be my dream composer for a film score if my books ever got published and turned into films, but sadly, I don't think that dream would come true. He recently did the score for War Horse and the new Tintin movie, but my favourite score of his is from The Witches of Eastwick. The film is little known, but the soundtrack... words cannot describe its awesomeness. (I just wish we'd had a chance to play more of his stuff at school.)
Friday, August 24, 2012
A Brit Abroad: #3 -- Coming Back Home
If you're abroad long enough, you get used to the various things of the country you're visiting and they sort of programme themselves into your system. The usual thing to watch out for is time difference, which can make you seem like an unsociable zombie if you have to go to school or work the day after you get back and you've had to try to factor in a six-hour time difference. Then there's the food. And, well, probably the most important one for a British person travelling abroad, the traffic.
In many countries in the world, cars go round on the right side of the road. In Great Britain, Japan and a few other countries, we like driving on the left. There's one theory that this is because people on the European continent (and others, although it was also transfer by way of conquest) used to drive on the right because they had teams of horses pulling their carriages around, and since most people were right-handed, it was a lot easier to flick the whip over all the horses from the right side or something like that. In England, it was more common practice just to have one horse or one pair of horses, so we stuck with the left. Dunno how this explains the other countries.
Personally, my favourite explanation for this weird quirk in circulation bears no historical sense whatsoever, since Napoleon came long after traffic was established. Napoleon, being left-handed and of a rather greedy nature when it came to acquiring land, used to ride down the right side of the road so that he could attack people riding in the other direction. I'm not totally sure how this works since you'd think they'd clash head to head rather than a right-handed person happily switching to his left hand in order to get thrashed (or maybe that's how Napoleon's conquests got so far -- who knows?). Anyway, of course, the French army and then the conquered peoples began to take after the grand empereur and trot along the right side of the road (the right hand side, not the right side). This then spread to all the countries involved in European empires and whatnot. And, of course, the reason the British remain happily on the left side of the road -- or the right side, if you're British, patriotic and biased -- is because Napoleon never conquered us and we felt like being British and not Napoleonic-European and refused to switch.
Of course, this causes probablems for people swapping sides of the Channel. If you take your car with you and the driver isn't paying attention, your journey might well dissolve into screams of "Dad! You're on the wrong side of the road!" If you're just wandering around on foot, think twice before crossing the road. If you're in Paris, just don't cross the road anyway: Find a subway if you value your life. I once nearly got run over by motorbikes jumping the lights from both directions, and I'm not the only one. (Paris, I love you really.)
Then live abroad for a year and come back to England. Yes, it's an absolute relief to be home, but I've found it poses two problems:
1) I still expect to speak in French to people in shops and restaurants. (So embarrassing....)
2) I think my friends have saved my life around twenty times in the space of a couple of days by dragging me off a road because I looked the wrong way and then stepped off the pavement into oncoming traffic. I've been told I'm not allowed out on my own until I'm cured. *escapes to Scotland*
The upside of being home is that THIS COUNTRY SELLS FRUIT PASTILLES AND HULA HOOPS. CONTINENTAL EUROPE, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THESE THINGS? Somebody would make a killing out of importing them, I'm sure.
TBG <3
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Minor Update
That apart, I'm hoping that I'll be blogging on a fairly regular basis throughout September. Alongside preparing for university, sorting out finances for university, reviewing everything I've done over the past eight years in Latin and Greek, rewriting a book for a competition and getting a TEFL qualification. (It might all be on my to-do list, but the likelihood of getting all that done is... not great.) The upside is that I'll at least be home for that, and I'm unlikely to be thinking in French.
I'm currently in Scotland. The weather is appalling, which is only to be expected, but everybody here is extremely friendly and Hadrian's Wall and a load of old Roman forts aren't all that far off, so there's lots of interesting stuff around.
And just because I'm nice like this and have an obsession with unusual words (and etymology), here's something to add to your vocabulary:
nomophobia
Google chrome is telling me it doesn't recognise this word, which really doesn't surprise me. If you don't recognise it either, nomophobia is apparently the word for a fear of being separated from your mobile phone (or cell phone, as I believe you Americans say). "No" -- self explanatory; "mo" -- for "mobile"; "phobia" -- from the Greek word for fear.
I'll try and have something up for next week. And I'll start working on the grammar part of the blog soon. It's just rather difficult to do without it turning into a text-book style thing that only academics or grammar Nazis would find interesting to read.
Toodle pip!
(No, we don't normally say that.)
Friday, May 25, 2012
A Brit Abroad: #2 -- How Safe is Brussels?
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Why Write? #2 -- The Most Important Thing to Know BEFORE You Start
This time, I'm bringing up something that, to be honest, I think is almost more essential to an author than imagination. And believe me, without imagination, you'll get nowhere as an author. Originally, I was going to leave this post until last, but I was told by a friend I ought to do it now (and that was two weeks ago). Quite apart from anything else, I don't actually know how long this series of posts will continue, so I'm taking her up on her advice.
Looking around at a number of books (and films, for that matter) that we see/read nowadays, there are plenty that we at least think: "Oh, no. Not another one in that series. The first one/few were bearable, but seriously...?" Or we scream up at the skies: "PLEASE! NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE! WHY ARE THEY PERSECUTING US?!" I see a lot of comments like "the Alex Rider series should have stopped after Scorpia", or "the Twilight series would have been bearable if SMeyer had stopped after the first book" (I disagree: the first one was bad enough), or "The Hunger Games was good, but the others were such a let-down". There are people (I hold my hands up as one of them) who would have preferred it if the Mortal Instruments series had stayed as a trilogy. It would have had so much more of an impact. There are others who think that Pirates of the Caribbean should have stayed as one film.
Okay, my point: you need to know when to stop. I can't even begin to stress how important this is. Knowing when to stop is what will give you the maximum impact in a series, in a party, in a song, in social tact, in anything. I was once told that the best parties are the ones that are cut off in full swing. Why? Because that's when everybody's enjoying themselves, so they go home with good memories. How many of you have stayed right until the end of the party when most people have left and everybody who's drunk is throwing up everywhere? It taints the good memories. In fact, every party I've been to where I've stayed until an ending like that, I've always wished I'd left at one in the morning rather than waiting until three. And all my friends say the same. Same thing with a book. There's no point spinning the story out just to get more money or what have you. Maximum impact. Who here's read Bakuman (it's a Japanese manga, for those of you who don't know)? Ashirogi Muto, the mangaka pair that the story focusses on, come into conflict with the editorial department of the magazine they draw/write manga for, because their series Reversi becomes extremely popular and the editorial department want the story to be spun out and to continue for as long as possible. However, the mangakas stick to their guns and insist on finishing it their own way in their own time at their own speed for the maximum impact. They want to be the flagship for the magazine Jump, not by having something mediocre that continues for years and is popular because it's ongoing, but by having something so powerful that it's impossible to forget. If you want an analogy, it's like the difference between throwing yourself at a door to smash it open and attempting to smash it open by leaning on it. Bakuman itself is relatively short as a popular series go, but the manga series that made the mangakas of Bakuman famous, and by far the best manga I've ever read, is Death Note.
Now, I'm not saying stories can only have impact and be powerful if they're short, because that's not necessarily true. I love a long book and I'm even happier if it's a series, but only if it's something of quality. Really. Quality does not equal quantity. If it did, we would have two different words and they wouldn't have two different meanings.
Knowing when to stop is what separates you from being an amateur writer and being somebody who packs the biggest punch. This doesn't just apply finishing a book or series at the right time: it applies to finishing a scene at the right time. Admittedly, it's less of a problem if the scene doesn't stop in the right place compared to if the book/series doesn't stop when it should, although being unable to control your scenes like that will probably lose you readers. If you find yourself saying things like "my characters wanted the story to continue!" or "I realised that there was so much more of the story to tell..." -- wait. Rewind. "My characters wanted the story to continue!" Er... who's capable of governing what you do in your life -- you or some fictional characters? Get a grip and control them. "I realised that there was so much more of the story to tell" -- er, sorry. No, you didn't, and you probably need help. Even a Pantser/Winger/Somebody-who-totally-wings-their-story-and-doesn't-plan-it of the highest order, and I'm one of these, can sense when the right place to end their story is. And they'll know BEFORE THEY GET THERE. If you're a Planner, there is absolutely no excuse. You planned the story out. Perhaps things didn't go entirely as planned, so you had to tweak the ending a bit, but that doesn't mean you suddenly decided you didn't even TELL half the story in the first place. If you think you MIGHT want to continue your book/series, you have to leave enough loose ends to open up a plausible way to continue them. And example of where this works, but where it was obviously back-written, is the Percy Jackson series after they start to incorporate the Roman half-bloods. An example of where this works less well is The Hunger Games. Now, I know there are major fans of the trilogy/first book/whatever, but I've spoken to a lot of people about these books, both in English and in French, and almost every single person has told me that it would have been so much better if the first book remained a standalone. Actually, I've been told to read the first book but to avoid the others, especially the third, at all costs.
The other thing is that so few people seem to actually go back to their first book when they decide that their characters want to continue their story and actually check through the first book for a) a plausible link to the second that will maintain the power of the first book in the following ones and b) for details to make sure that there are no logical errors in the rest of the books (I can happily point you in the direction of Dana's excellent tumblr blog "Reasoning with Vampires", where you can see this in demonstration). This doesn't happen with people who plan or know where to end their stories.
Also, as an author, particularly as a professional author, any writer ought to be able to keep themselves distanced from their piece of work. If you're a writer, you can't edit properly until you've distanced yourself from your work (usually by leaving it alone for a few weeks before attacking it with a red pen). If you're becoming emotionally attached to your characters to the point where you can't bear stopping to write about them and you feel the need to describe every day of their lives... well, let's just say that people are going to worry about you. You need to be tough and clinical. Don't let the characters rule what goes on in the book all the time. And above all, don't let them ruin your lives. If you feel yourself getting too attached to them, do something to stop that attachment. Stick to your guns if you decide that the book's going to be a standalone, or if you build up drama for a huge fight, don't chicken out of the fight just because you don't want to even injure your characters.
I, personally, am terribly sadistic towards my characters. As soon as I sense one getting more love than the others, or I feel myself getting attached, chances are said adored character will be killed off. Now, I'm not saying everybody should do this, because quite apart from anything else it'll annoy the fans, but knowing when to stop and when you've gone too far is vitally important. Continuing a series because you "realised" you "hadn't yet finished the story" or because "the characters wanted to keep going" is NOT an excuse. It looks extremely unprofessional, batty and... to be honest, incredibly strange. As an author, knowing your own story, being able to control the limits of your own story, and being able to control the characters you create is fundamentally important to writing a book or series for the maximum impact.
This post is getting long. Until next time!
TBG <3