So just who is this random blogger?

BE WARNED. I SPEAK FRANGLAIS.

This is the “about me” mark II, because I can’t actually describe myself in 1200 characters or fewer. Yes, Twitter gives me nightmares. And no, I’m not giving you my Twitter address. If you already know it, then fine. If you don’t, tough. I might relent later.

Actually, I dread doing these “about me” sort of sections because I never know what to write. Worse still, once I get started, I can’t stop. Never mind. I’ll begin by describing myself in the Via Negitiva.

I’m not: ~a boy~American~at school~an idiot~tolerant of bad grammar~a person with a good sense of direction

Now for the Via Positiva.

I am: ~a native English speaker~thinking of what else to say~addicted to hula hoops~bribeable by Belgian chocolate (bribeable isn’t actually a word, folks)~probably not normal~a ninja

Okay, lame jokes aside, welcome to my blog. I enjoy chatting, so if you want to talk, I'll try to reply to any comments you leave. The blog'll be featuring a range of things from a grammar guide and writing tips to what it's like to live abroad and... well, other random stuff. If there's anything you'd like me to write about, please tell me in a comment on one of the posts and I'll do my best to include it at some point. Also, I love learning languages. If, by any chance, you're following this blog and your first language isn't English, feel free to communicate with me in your first language! I can't promise I'll be able to understand or reply in your language, but it just encourages me to learn more languages and it feels nicer to speak to somebody in their native tongue.

Over and out from me!

TBG <3

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Why Write: #3 – Inspiration


Okay, so we’ve talked about having that little spark of something other to put into your book, and about knowing when to stop.
Today, we’re going to talk about getting started.  Primarily by way of “inspiration”.

To be honest, if you haven’t got inspiration, you’re not really going to get anywhere.  If you weren’t inspired by something, you wouldn’t be wanting to write a book.  So if you have no inspiration, go and get some.

Inspiration can come from anywhere.  I know people who are inspired by songs, weird animals, pictures, films, books, you name it.  Among my own inspirations, I include conversations, unusual names and a large red sarcophagus sitting in the Vatican Museum that contained the remains of Emperor Constantine’s mother, Helen.  I know.  I’m weird.

There are several important things to do with the inspiration you get.

      1)      Make sure that you don’t write a carbon copy of whatever “inspired” you.  That’s not inspiration.  That’s plagiarism.
      2)      Make sure you can actually go somewhere with it.  As in, sit and have a think, and ask yourself whether you can really turn Aunt Hilda’s hilarious reaction to an unwanted birthday present into a forty-two-book-long epic saga.
      3)      Sit on it and wait.
      4)      Go and get some more inspiration.  From anywhere.
      5)      See if you can combine this inspiration in different ways or merge them or something.
Last time I did 5), I ended up with an epic fantasy five-book series with eight main characters and the most complicated plot I’ve ever thought out.  I was fourteen back then.  And I don’t do simple plots.
Oh, and 6) If you think it’s worth it, don’t let the inspiration fade away.  But know the difference between a good idea to write and something that sounds cool but isn’t.

If you’re stuck for inspiration, just look at the world around you.  What might be an interesting story behind the whorl in that tree?  Was it really that girl’s boyfriend dumping her that made her sing a sad song, or is it something else?  Uncle Gerard insists he has a birthmark, but what if it was a mark for something else?

Whatever you see, as the question WHAT IF.  You might be surprised at the response.

Oh, this was a short one!  Aren’t we lucky?

Until next time….

TBG <3

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